That time I walloped Voldemort with a slingshot.
" ...Man. That was the old-time train-dodge..."
"...Hey, at least now we know when the next train was due..."
How do I explain to the animal adoption shelter that this is what I’m looking for?
In THREE months this will be my front yard.
“Bring the motherfucking rukus” - Wu Tang Clan.
This will be a welcome change. Like the Jeffersons, I’m moving on up.
Sometimes it’s best to let it all out (BEEP BOOP BEEP)
Don’t be a fence sitter, look to the future (bark bark bark)
